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Admit It — You Have Strong "Desperate Housewives" Opinions, So Let's See How They Stack Up Against Everyone Else's

Let's take a moment to throw it back to a better time: 2004.

  1. Who was the best housewife?

    Who was the best housewife?

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Who was the best housewife?
  1. a woman is naked but someone is standing in front of her so you can only see her shoulders. she is screaming as if embarrassed
     
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    Susan Mayer
  2. a woman with long hair leans forward to smell a rose. her face is relaxed and she's looking at a shirtless man
     
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    Gabrielle Solis
  3. a woman looks to the left, and her face is completely relaxed and poised
     
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    Bree Van De Kamp
  4. a woman in a button-down shirt has a very messy ponytail and seems tired
     
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    Lynette Scavo
  1. Hottest love interest?

    Hottest love interest?

    This is a long list

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Hottest love interest?
  1. a shirtless man stares stoically to the left. his mouth is relaxed, brow very slightly furrowed
     
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    Mike
  2. a man with short hair smiles at the camera, teeth showing
     
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    Tom
  3. a shirtless man with a buzzcut is on his cell phone, mouth slightly open
     
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    John
  4. a man is mid-sentence, mouth pursed but slightly open so teeth are showing. he wears a suit jacket with a button down shirt underneath
     
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    Chuck
  5. a man with a buzzcut and trimmed beard looks at the camera, face relaxed. he wears a button down shirt with a corduroy jacket over it
     
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    Carlos
  6. a man wears a thermal shirt and leans forward holding a hand of cards. his face is relaxed
     
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    Ian
  7. a man wearing a full suit has a relaxed face, mouth open slightly as if mid-sentence
     
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    Karl
  8. a man wearing an unbuttoned henley and shaggy hair leans forward slightly, mouth open, eyes relaxed
     
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    Jackson
  9. a man wearing a tight long sleeved shirt is smiling, teeth showing, looking to the left
     
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    Keith
  10. a man wearing a full suit looks to the left, hands on his hip. he seems angry, mouth slightly open
     
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    Rex
  11. a man whose hair is parted down the middle and wavy looks to the right, his eyes are relaxed and mouth is in a line but slightly open so we can see his teeth
     
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    Orson
  12. a man wearing a button down shirt is looking down, with his arms around a woman who is standing in front of him
     
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    Rick
  13. a young adult man wearing a button down shirt looks to the right, relaxed face
     
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    Andrew
  14. a man wearing a button down shirt looks at the camera, mouth in a line, eyes relaxed
     
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    Bob
  1. Which woman do you consider the fifth housewife?

    Which woman do you consider the fifth housewife?

    You can only pick one sadly

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Which woman do you consider the fifth housewife?
  1. a woman wearing a headbannd looks to the right, brows slightly furrowed as if being sly
     
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    Edie Britt
  2. a woman wearing a tank top looks to the right, relaxed
     
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    Katherine Mayfair
  3. a woman wears only a towel, mouth slightly open, while talking to someone at her door
     
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    Renee Perry
  4. a woman with shoulder-length hair and kind eyes smiles slightly
     
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    Mary Alice Young
  1. Who was the best couple?

    Who was the best couple?

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Who was the best couple?
  1. a woman with shoulder-length curly hair wears a button-down and leans her head on the shoulder of a man wearing an apron
     
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    Tom and Lynette
  2. a woman with long hair and hoop earrings is hugging a man with a trimmed beard and a full suit
     
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    Gabrielle and Carlos
  3. a long-haired woman leans back onto the shoulder of a man wearing a flannel
     
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    Susan and Mike
  4. a man in a full suit leans backward, handing flowers to a woman wearing a long sleeved sweater. she is looking at him
     
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    Bree and Orson
  1. Worst Housewife?

    Worst Housewife?

    Last question-

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Worst Housewife?
  1. a naked woman is screaming
     
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    Susan
  2. a woman wearing a button down looks very tired
     
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    Lynette
  3. a woman leans over smelling a rose
     
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    Gabby
  4. a woman looks to the left, relaxed face
     
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    Bree