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Get Your Nails Done And We'll Tell You A Dad Joke (Sorry)

Get Your Nails Done To Hear A Dad Joke

How long do you want your nails?

What shape will they be?

What color do you want your nails to be?

Would you like a design?

Will you get a pedicure to go with it?

Finally, what's the occasion?

Where does Captain Hook get his hooks?
At the second hand store!

Captain Hooking twiddling his mustache with his hook

Your dad joke:

Where does Harry Potter hide his Halloween candy?
The chamber of sweet-crets!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other SLIDE!

A group of chickens half laughing, half grimacing at this bad joke

Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window PAINS!

Tina Fey rolling her eyes at this terrible joke

Why did the Lego figurine miss his basketball shot?
He bricked it!

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