1. The Boss
BRACKET STRATEGY: Participate to show the employees that you can be fun. If you lose, they’re all fired.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Duke.
2. The Guy Who Has No Idea What He’s Doing
BRACKET STRATEGY: Go with the stronger teams because they’re most likely to win a five-game series.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: The Red Sox.
3. The Sportsaholic
BRACKET STRATEGY: Watch SportsCenter 24/7 and pick who the experts tell you to pick.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Wichita State.
4. The Reigning Champion
BRACKET STRATEGY: Pick whoever you picked last year. Why mess with a good thing?
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Louisville.
5. The Secret Assassin
BRACKET STRATEGY: Study the matchups, gloat about how little you know, tell everyone who you picked.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Kentucky.
6. The Messenger
BRACKET STRATEGY: Get someone from outside the company to fill out the bracket for you.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: UNC.
7. The Social Media Guru
BRACKET STRATEGY: Select teams based on Twitter trends.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: #Arizona.
8. The Dart Thrower
BRACKET STRATEGY: LOL, “strategy.”
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Toledo.
9. The Bracketologist
BRACKET STRATEGY: Schools are just names on a piece of paper. You’re all about the seeds. Goodbye, 16-seed — hello, 12-seed.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Michigan State.
10. The Follower
BRACKET STRATEGY: Who is everyone else picking?
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Probably Michigan State too.