The 10 People In Every Office Basketball Pool

Which one are you?

1. The Boss

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Participate to show the employees that you can be fun. If you lose, they’re all fired.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Duke.

2. The Guy Who Has No Idea What He’s Doing

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Go with the stronger teams because they’re most likely to win a five-game series.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: The Red Sox.

3. The Sportsaholic

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Watch SportsCenter 24/7 and pick who the experts tell you to pick.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Wichita State.

4. The Reigning Champion

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Pick whoever you picked last year. Why mess with a good thing?
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Louisville.

5. The Secret Assassin

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Study the matchups, gloat about how little you know, tell everyone who you picked.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Kentucky.

6. The Messenger

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Get someone from outside the company to fill out the bracket for you.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: UNC.

7. The Social Media Guru

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Select teams based on Twitter trends.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: #Arizona.

8. The Dart Thrower

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BRACKET STRATEGY: LOL, “strategy.”
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Toledo.

9. The Bracketologist

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Schools are just names on a piece of paper. You’re all about the seeds. Goodbye, 16-seed — hello, 12-seed.
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Michigan State.

10. The Follower

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BRACKET STRATEGY: Who is everyone else picking?
MOST LIKELY TO PICK: Probably Michigan State too.

But at least you don’t have to deal with Steve.

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