This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Apr 9, 201519 Unanswered Questions About "SpongeBob SquarePants"Because really, why is there a lifeguard for a pool at the bottom of the ocean?by Hannah FinkCommunity ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. How does SpongeBob's house not rot? Nickelodeon / Via spongebob.wikia.com pineapple + salt water = magic? 2. How is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale? Nickelodeon / Via spongebob.wikia.com Also why does she have hair? 3. How can Squidward get away with only wearing a shirt? Nickelodeon / Via wikihow.com 4. And Patrick only wears pants? Nickelodeon 5. How does Computer Karen not die? Nickelodeon Let's try dropping our computers into the ocean and see if it's still as sassy as Karen. 6. Why is there sunlight? Nickelodeon In case you didn't realize: THEY ARE IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN. 7. What are these flower clouds and why are they everywhere? Nickelodeon What do they want from us? 8. Why does Gary meow? Nickelodeon Not that he isn't the cutest thing ever. 9. Don't get me started on Sandy's house. How are the tree and grass maintained? Nickelodeon Where does the fresh water come from? 10. Why is a seahorse a pet but a starfish is a person? Nickelodeon Were the writers high or something? My real question. 11. I can't even begin with this episode. Nickelodeon Spongebob and Patrick decide to become lifeguards and almost drown in a pool...which is in an ocean. Is everyone forgetting that they are in an ocean? 12. How do their band instruments work? In case you've forgotten, they're at the bottom of the ocean. Nickelodeon "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" 13. How does all of the food not get soggy? Nickelodeon To be honest, I always got hungry watching the episodes with food. I think one of the best tunes from our childhood was the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song... Nickelodeon 14. ...but can someone explain this to me? Nickelodeon I think the writers decided to not give a single fuck and just scrap all laws of physics. 15. Let me know if you ever find these types of skeletons for a squid and a sponge. Nickelodeon 16. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy — So now humans can live underwater too? Nickelodeon And be the size of small sea creatures? That's dope. 17. As cute as he is, how could this little guy survive in the ocean? Nickelodeon Cockroaches don't have gills, to my knowledge. 18. "Squidbob TentaclePants." What were they thinking? Nickelodeon Really? 19. And finally, where does the Krabby Patty meat come from? Nickelodeon What is inside that burger? Cow meat? How can fish eat cow?