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19 Unanswered Questions About "SpongeBob SquarePants"

Because really, why is there a lifeguard for a pool at the bottom of the ocean?

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1. How does SpongeBob's house not rot?

pineapple + salt water = magic?
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pineapple + salt water = magic?

2. How is Mr. Krabs' daughter a whale?

Also why does she have hair?
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Also why does she have hair?

3. How can Squidward get away with only wearing a shirt?

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4. And Patrick only wears pants?

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5. How does Computer Karen not die?

Let's try dropping our computers into the ocean and see if it's still as sassy as Karen.
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Let's try dropping our computers into the ocean and see if it's still as sassy as Karen.

6. Why is there sunlight?

In case you didn't realize: THEY ARE IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN.
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In case you didn't realize: THEY ARE IN THE GODDAMN OCEAN.

7. What are these flower clouds and why are they everywhere?

What do they want from us?
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What do they want from us?

8. Why does Gary meow?

Not that he isn't the cutest thing ever.
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Not that he isn't the cutest thing ever.

9. Don't get me started on Sandy's house. How are the tree and grass maintained?

Where does the fresh water come from?
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Where does the fresh water come from?

10. Why is a seahorse a pet but a starfish is a person?

Were the writers high or something? My real question.
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Were the writers high or something? My real question.

11. I can't even begin with this episode.

Spongebob and Patrick decide to become lifeguards and almost drown in a pool...which is in an ocean. Is everyone forgetting that they are in an ocean?
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Spongebob and Patrick decide to become lifeguards and almost drown in a pool...which is in an ocean. Is everyone forgetting that they are in an ocean?

12. How do their band instruments work? In case you've forgotten, they're at the bottom of the ocean.

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"

13. How does all of the food not get soggy?

To be honest, I always got hungry watching the episodes with food.
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To be honest, I always got hungry watching the episodes with food.

I think one of the best tunes from our childhood was the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song...

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14. ...but can someone explain this to me?

I think the writers decided to not give a single fuck and just scrap all laws of physics.
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I think the writers decided to not give a single fuck and just scrap all laws of physics.

15. Let me know if you ever find these types of skeletons for a squid and a sponge.

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16. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy — So now humans can live underwater too?

And be the size of small sea creatures? That's dope.
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And be the size of small sea creatures? That's dope.

17. As cute as he is, how could this little guy survive in the ocean?

Cockroaches don't have gills, to my knowledge.
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Cockroaches don't have gills, to my knowledge.

18. "Squidbob TentaclePants." What were they thinking?

Really?
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Really?

19. And finally, where does the Krabby Patty meat come from?

What is inside that burger? Cow meat? How can fish eat cow?
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What is inside that burger? Cow meat? How can fish eat cow?

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