Question #1

You catch your partner in the arms of another down the local shopping mall. The first thing you do is?

  • Berate the pair of them for roughly twenty minutes. Then sock your partner right in the kisser
  • Take aim and fling your mobile phone at the homewrecker
  • Go home, and deflate his or her tyres
  • Go home, and prepare your weapon of choice
  • Hit the local bar and take out your anger on the most drunk person in the bar before proceeding to get drunk yourself.