1. By never having to read anything about Snooki ever again
5. By spending the day with someone great
And, you know, knocking out a killer guitar solo, finding some mythological creatures, the usual.
6. By adopting this cat, and putting him in a teacup
8. By Justin Bieber never turning 18
9. By sharing a glass or two (or three) with Kathie Lee and Hoda on “Today”
10. By going on a date with these two
Or one. Or one of each. Who even cares, it’s Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone for God’s sake.