Yo yo yo yiggity yo, my dawg! What is pop-a-lopping my millenials?
Let's get is started (yeah)! We know that since we have the most jiving and #lit content that we are basically your bae.
But we've got mad haters at some ratchet brand named Buzzfeed (or, at least, that is what are marketing division told us to believe.)
Well, we will be the first to say it : "boy bye."
Don't worry! #Relatable has got you covered! So to celebrate our (apparent) haters at Buzzfeed, here are the top 5 articles that will make Millenials, like yourself, cringe while we react only with hilarious and totally relatable Beyonce gifs.
1. "What Is Your Inner Potato?"
Who thought that this trite piece of poop was worthy enough to be published online? It is poorly written, uninformative, and even banal. Online journalism is a timeless tradition that should never be diluted by the efforts of Buzzfeed and the like-minded toward such lowest common denominator content. We, here at #Relatable, take our art form in a very dignified and professional context.
2. "The 10 WACKIEST Genocides of the '90s!"
This one was SO BAD that even Buzzfeed went in and deleted it (Thank God)! This is a "work" that is so insensitive and cruel that we, here at #Relatable, feel personally insulted. It's sheer mockery of the journalistic practice and of online content. How dare they try to exploit contemporary trends for the own personal gain and sustenance. It simply offends us.
3. "You Might Be Cleaning Your Penis Wrong"
What a shock. NOT! Buzzfeed continues to propagate false pseudo-scientific information to the masses without even independently verifying the validity of the statements they made in this article. Online content is serious business that is meant to expose uncomfortable truths for the improvement of society. It is no place for the expression of falsehoods as facts. It is certainly not a place for the dissemination of elements and trends that are not of the utmost importance to the reader.
4. "The 25 Hunkiest Egyptian Protestors"
How crass! How rude! How somehow not shocking for the ostentatious establishment that is Buzzfeed. Sexualization of the political in this article is not okay. How could one just take contemporary elements and flaunt them for their own personal gain? Who would even think of such a blasphemous concept? Who would do such a thing?
5. "Which Ousted Arab Spring Ruler Are You?"
Yet again, Buzzfeed takes disgusting creative license in this quiz to exploit contemporary tragedies for their own gain. It sickens us, here at #Relatable. There is no place for games online. We are trying to spread objective, investigative journalistic content for the dissemination of foundation-breaking, revolutionary content. Disgusting, Buzzfeed. Simply disgusting!
What are the worst Buzzfeed articles in your mind? What are the most cretinous, deplorable, and inappropriate elements of Buzzfeed in your opinion? What should we have included? Tell us in the comment sections below!