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As you read the papers, watch the news, and learn Black women are the most unmarried group.
But you're like heyyyy, that can't be right. I'm still cute. I'm going out tonight!
So you hit the streets in your major city and see a bunch of other Black women huddled together in groups. They're cute too. Not as cute as you though.
Finally some dudes come in! They're all short though.
The club scene don't work. So someone suggests that you try going to church.
Steve Harvey and every Black man in America becomes a relationship expert and tells you it's your fault you're single. And if you want a man, what you need to do is stop being so picky and protect your cookie for 3 months.
Then some wise person, big mama, a'ntie, church mother, your married friend tells you what you neeeeddd to do is stop looking and just live life and your huzband will come, honey!
Then they tell you again. Just in case you forgot.
Your friend tells you she's going to try speed dating, online dating, because what the hell, there's nothing wrong with it.
But secretly you're like, I'm just going to read this one relationship book, or go to this one seminar to find out what's wrong with me!
You are still cute and you do get asked out on dates and it's like ohhh yeah kaboom guess who stepped in the room!
Then the date starts...
The next date...
And another one...
The date that just about takes you out the game...
After the date...
That's it. You can't take it anymore. You're out the game. Someone get you some cats and crochet needles.
Then someone brings their baby to the church house and your ovaries start to hurt and you're like, ok I can do this. I can get back out there. I WILL!
But first you have to build up your strength!
So finally you say, hey I can't get out the game, I'm still cute! I'm going to go out there and try it one mo'gin! Here's to all the Black women who keep going out there!
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