Mayo? No way!
It it ain't got french fries, gravy, and cheese curds, it ain't poutine.
Doughn't be hatin'!
Beaver tails are fried dough pastries that look a little bit like, you guessed it, the tails of beavers.
Nope! Not a thing!
Neither salmon-flavoured cereal nor cereal that's marketed toward salmon exists.
Smaller, sweeter, AND baked in a wood-fired oven.
Take THAT, New York City! Actually, don't. It's ours.
Yeah, it's java!
A double-double is a coffee with two creams and two sugars in it.
Yikes! Not a thing!
Sure, some people's meat loaf tastes like hard rubber, but that's not intentional...we hope.
A butter tart is NOT served on a stick.
You could probably jam one in there, but it's impolite to play with your food.
Don't forget to save room for Nanaimo bars!
We'll accept "dessert," but these tasty tiered confections are really more of a lifestyle.
Yep! They're a thing!
What's next? Chips that taste like BBQ sauce? Wait, those exist too.
Sugar, Red, and Black are all syrup-making Maples!
In Canada, not knowing this is high treeson.
This Food Quiz Will Tell Us If You're From Canada
It’s a fine nation about which many rich texts have been scribed. If you’re more of a sensory learner, bite into President’s Choice Loads of Canadiana Burger and find out that way.
Sorry, but you’re as Canadian as “Canadian” bacon. For the real deal, try some Bonfire Bacon from President’s Choice.
Yeah, you're Canadian, but why not be CANADIAN? Chow down on some Maple Marshmallows from President’s Choice and kick your Canadianism up a notch.
Congratulations! You’re as Canadian as a lacrosse glove filled with cheese curds and gravy…or Poutine Smoked Sausage from President’s Choice. Yeah, let’s go with the second one.
You don't have to be a Canadian food expert to know that President's Choice Summer Insiders are your ticket to a tasty time in the sun.
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