Mayo? No way!
It it ain't got french fries, gravy, and cheese curds, it ain't poutine.
Doughn't be hatin'!
Beaver tails are fried dough pastries that look a little bit like, you guessed it, the tails of beavers.
Nope! Not a thing!
Neither salmon-flavoured cereal nor cereal that's marketed toward salmon exists.
Smaller, sweeter, AND baked in a wood-fired oven.
Take THAT, New York City! Actually, don't. It's ours.
Yeah, it's java!
A double-double is a coffee with two creams and two sugars in it.
Yikes! Not a thing!
Sure, some people's meat loaf tastes like hard rubber, but that's not intentional...we hope.
A butter tart is NOT served on a stick.
You could probably jam one in there, but it's impolite to play with your food.
Don't forget to save room for Nanaimo bars!
We'll accept "dessert," but these tasty tiered confections are really more of a lifestyle.
Yep! They're a thing!
What's next? Chips that taste like BBQ sauce? Wait, those exist too.
Sugar, Red, and Black are all syrup-making Maples!
In Canada, not knowing this is high treeson.
You don't have to be a Canadian food expert to know that President's Choice Summer Insiders are your ticket to a tasty time in the sun.
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