1. Ok so, WTF just happened?
2. Erm. What is Article 21?
3. So what does this verdict mean?
4. Got it. Why were we fighting this case?
5. WAIT. THE GOVERNMENT SAID I HAVE NO RIGHT OVER MY BODY?
6. Wow. Crazy. So it's a good thing that we now have a right to privacy?
7. Hmm. But, what's the catch?
8. Does this mean that Aadhaar is screwed?
9. Wait, but it's got to be about more than just Aadhaar, right?
10. Whoa. Like, this could mean gay sex is legal?
11. And beef? What'd you say about beef?
12. Goddamn. So our country is fully fixed?
13. That's BRILLIANT. Who decided all this?
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