Look, guys, even being a ~sort of~ responsible adult is demanding AF.
So it's no surprise you treat your apartment like a sturdy little blanket fort, sheltering you from the chaos tornado happening just outside your door.
We get it, and we want to hear your stories of the weirdest, most desperate things you've resorted to when the thought of leaving home base was just too much to bear!
Like this person who literally played with fire to stay home.
Or this guy whose commitment to flossing is admirable, but pretty weird.
Tell us what weird thing you did to avoid leaving your apartment in the comments below! If it's weird enough it may end up in a BuzzFeed sponsored post!
(Just a heads up — anything you send us is covered by the regular BuzzFeed User Terms).