Paid PostPosted on Sep 7, 201713 Reasons You Should Just Propose To Postmates AlreadyThey've already delivered you the milk for free. Now it's time to buy the cow. Sign up for Postmates Unlimited to enjoy unlimited free deliveries for $9.99 per month!by PostmatesBrand PublisherFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. You've been exclusive for a while now. scouse honor @SPF666 Monogamous relationship w/ @Postmates 09:09 PM - 22 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. You've taken your relationship public on your socials. Martha @MarthaYoung Relationship status: Postmates 02:48 AM - 26 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. You're just as into Postmates now as on the day you first met. Eric Sams @smazz309 If @Postmates didn't want me to send it late night "you up?" messages, it wouldn't have "mate" in its name. #postmates #foodiecall 04:03 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. You can hit them up any time of night to come through with just what you need. Wolfie @wolfieraps If you're awake right now you're a savage 👀!! Ima pull an all nighter and hang out with my real girlfriend @Postmates ❤️ 04:23 AM - 24 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When it comes to being together, Postmates isn't into "rules." Evanne Friedmann @EvanneElizabeth @LauraBaileyVO @WillingBlam @Postmates My boyfriend is postmates and my boyfriends boyfriend is also postmates. our relationship works. 10:45 AM - 14 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. They're super detail-oriented and tuned in to your most important needs. Meg @PeganMuleo This is better than a boyfriend. @Postmates 12:57 AM - 10 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. You can't help but compare them favorably to your exes. Ego Nwodim @eggy_boom Every time I get a Postmates delivery, I feel like I'm getting a taste of what it's like to have a boyfriend minus his emotional issues 03:21 AM - 03 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Your friends are jealous of the chemistry you and Postmates have together. Erin Robinson @ErinRobinson My relationship with postmates might be stronger than the relationships I have with my closest friends. 💁🏼🚴♀️ 07:41 PM - 08 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Your communication with Postmates is on, like, a different level. kathleen devega @kathleendevega @Postmates update: henry and I are definitely hitting it off. gotta love a man with A++ communication skills 02:40 AM - 07 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. You've even talked about taking the next step together. Sara @spyonsara If you measure the seriousness of a relationship by how much stuff they’ve left at your house, then @Postmates and I are basically engaged. 12:33 AM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. You still value independence, but you don't know if you could even make it without Postmates. Brittany Ashley @brittanyashley Let's be honest, I can never break up with @Postmates. The good times far outweigh the bad, unlike my last relationship. And I'd starve. 05:29 PM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Postmates has ruined you for all other relationships. Chloe Wills @6oin6places I can’t see a hot guy now without thinking, “yeah, he’s cute but can I text him to bring me pho at 11pm on a Tuesda… https://t.co/SPlSjHNMHC 05:14 PM - 07 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. And, finally, Postmates knows how to make you weak with those three simple words: "I have food." Nadia @badgalnadia Joseph is all I want in a relationship. #Postmates 02:14 AM - 29 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite Sign up for Postmates Unlimited to enjoy unlimited free deliveries for $9.99 per month!