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The Ten Commandments: Celeb Edition

Some of us here at the PopEater offices have had a busy week of cramming celebrity news in with our celebration of Passover. With all of that matzoh, we are feeling a little sluggish. But it didn't stop us from wondering in a moment of brisket-induced euphoria just what would have happened if Moses had spent that time up on Mt. Sinai reading tabloid mags and surfing the Web (hopefully starting at and going from there). He might have come down with tablets commanding the following:

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