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24 Of The Worst Road Trip Stories You'll Ever Hear

Road trip, anyone?

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1. This guy who was barking up the wrong tree.

Literally just drove my girlfriend's dog across the country only to be broken up by her when I arrived. #WorstRoadTripEver

2. The infamous hailstorm mountain lion attack .

My family got in a huge hailstorm & almost got attacked by mountain lions. I wish I was lying. #WorstRoadTripEver

3. This ironic twist of events.

Teacher took us to a wildlife refuge. She accidentally ran over & killed a squirrel & spent the rest of the trip sobbing #WorstRoadTripEver


4. Everything about this.

My dad was a mortician and I once had to sleep on a casket with a dead body inside. #WorstRoadTripEver

5. This borderline stupid answer.

We got detained at the Canadian border because my brother answered "not really" when asked if we had weapons in the car. #WorstRoadTripEver

6. The merger with Wendy's and the State Penitentiary.

Stopped at Wendy's in Miami for a potty break. There were bars on the windows. I called my family to tell them 'goodbye' #WorstRoadTripEver

7. The ill-prepared shower.

My friend vomited out the front window resulting in a barf shower for us in the backseat with the window down. #WorstRoadTripEver


8. Starting fresh in a new city.

When I was a kid I went on a road trip with my mom.It was all fun and games until we realized we left our luggage at home #worstroadtripever

9. Pushing the limits.

I spent all the money I'd saved up for the trip at a gas station on one of those coin pushers #WorstRoadTripEver

10. When they had to take a pit stop.

Out of town using the GPS to find taco bell. Led us to a mud pit that started to sink & said "you have arrived" #carwash #WorstRoadTripEver

11. The time they ordered a quarter pounder.

One time my mom and I got into a fist fight in a McDonalds parking lot in Tennessee. Just know that I WON! #WorstRoadTripEver


12. The edge of glory.

driving to Wisconsin and our car almost went off a cliff and then we got back and then we almost fell off the edge again. #WorstRoadTripEver

13. This independent trailer who don't need no man.

#WorstRoadTripEver when your popup camper that you were pulling passes you on the interstate going 60mph! We were speechless as it passed us

14. This unfortunate situation.

#WorstRoadTripEver 3 days crammed in a ford mercury topez with 5 family members driving to Miami Florida from Toronto Canada.

15. When they hoped they were kidding.

Got stuck in a tornado warning driving as kids.Spent the whole drive screaming "we're gonna die!" #WorstRoadTripEver


16. Using the force.

My friend's crappy car had no working blinkers, so I had to hang out the window with a light saber to indicate our turns. #WorstRoadTripEver

17. When 92 times was simply not enough.

#WorstRoadTripEver on a school bus. Gave the driver a tape that had "love shack" on it. He thought we wanted it on repeat.It played 92 times

18. When gas would've actually been prefered.

Tried to fart, only to shart in the car. Waited 12 miles til the next gas station in full underwear filled with shame. #WorstRoadTripEver

19. This extremely common problem:

Hitting a dead kangaroo and having to spend the rest of the trip smelling it's remains cook under the car #WorstRoadTripEver

Only in Australia.


20. This baby with taste.

#WorstRoadTripEver Screaming 18 month old who was only soothed by polka music.

21. The smell of the open road.

Riding with 13 teens in the dead-heat of summer, the AC decided to only put heat out. Apparently deodorant was optional. #WorstRoadTripEver

22. This unexpected surprise.

Cops and sirens! Guns drawn! There was a drug bust in the parking lot of our Memphis hotel! #WorstRoadTripEver

23. The foul smelling van.

Rental van overheated, window fell off, mom made me toss fave shoes cuz she thought they smelled. The smell was the van. #WorstRoadTripEver

24. And lastly, this Man vs. Wild situation.

Ran over a piece of glass in the middle of the desert. Flat tire. No AC working in the roof down jeep. Almost drank piss #WorstRoadTripEver

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