500-Pound Man Outsmarts Law Enforcement By Hiding Gun In His Fat Rolls

Three separate body searches failed to locate 9mm pistol, officials say. This all stems from the plump fellow attempting to sell illegal copies of kompact diskz. Too cool!

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