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Will You Die Before 2020?

This is the only way to find out.

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  1. How do you get to work?

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    Run
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    Sprint
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    Drive a Hummer Over Congested Traffic
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    Crawl
  2. How are you? Like, really.

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    I'm dying.
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    I'm not well.
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    There is no escape from life.
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    I'm amazing. Nothing can bring me down. I'm like a ray of light shining through a sky of impending doom. I am a giant, walking smile. I am alive, therefore what could be wrong with the world. Death is not real. Immortality is the answer. I am amazing.
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    I am like the grim reaper, always thinking of the existential question of life itself. Why are we here? Is death an illusion? Is Trump even real or did I create him from my own eerie nightmares of wartime and patriarchy?
  3. What's your favorite color?

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    Crimson. Like a bath of blood.
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    Black. Like the color of my blood.
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    Blue. Like the color of my lips. At all times. Like, my lips are always blue.
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    Pale yellow. Like the smog of Beijing.
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    Purple!
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