1. TP your ex-husband's front lawn.
2. Light your neighbor's dog on fire.
3. Murder your grandma.
4. Strangle your brother's girlfriend to death.
5. Just go ahead and kill that bitch, Deb, from work.
Well, there you go. Five things to make your Christmas this year run smoother than ever.
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