1. Does this make me look fat?
2. OMG are you mad at me? :(
3. What time did you get up this morning?
4. How many drinks have you had?
5. Why are you late?
6. How old are you?
7. Is it okay if I sit with you?
8. Have you been waiting long?
9. Did you just fart?!
10. You think my boyfriend's hot right?
11. Are you high right now?
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