The worst of the worst is boring. Predictable. No one cares. It can sit in the bowels of the internet and eventually be flushed into down the vortex of obscurity and the ebb and flow of the tides of the Internet would remain unchanged.
But the best of the worst? Man, the best of the worst requires real imagination and flair. You just described primal, bloodthirsty, Cato as a "skater boy"? Man, that is so bizarre and far afield I think you have just developed a new artform onto yourself. That's the kind of twisted ingenuity that brings us here today, ladies and gentlemen.
So that being said - please, come with us on a journey. Enjoy our top 5 selections of some of the best-worst Hunger Games fanfictions you will ever read.