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13 Reasons Your Kid Self Would Freak TF Out Over TV Today

Oh sweet, dumb, younger you. If you only knew the TV promised land that lies ahead...

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1. Because watching live TV on mobile devices is like your butler, Chauncey, carrying your TV set everywhere for you.

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"A little to the left, Chauncey. There's a glare."

2. Because now you can get the channels you want, which means never begging Zack to watch cartoons at his house again.

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You don't even really like Zack, but his parents are lawyers, so he has all the channels.

3. Because HD screens would literally make you feel like you're hallucinating.

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"How did you get the picture to look like this?!! WTF position are the rabbit ears even in?!?"

4. Because DVR is like winning every argument over who gets to watch their favorite show.

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Now everyone watches their faves in different rooms. It's glorious.

5. Because original programming on TV right now is so damn good.

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This maybe shouldn't be said to someone who only has five channels to choose from, but it's almost too many options.

6. Because having total control of your viewing experience makes you feel like a total TV ninja.

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Bruce Wee.

7. Because rewinding live TV means all your friends always believe you about the awesome thing you saw.

"It was like a skateboard backflip...thingy. Idk, you had to be there."

8. Because being able to watch tons of movies instantly will make you feel like you have the VHS collection of a child monarch.

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Stacks on stacks on stacks.

9. Because now you can bookmark your fave shows and channels so you never lose track of them.

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It's 2016, kid. Ain't nobody got time to channel surf.

10. Because the first time you watch TV on your tablet, you'll make this face: / Via

Oh, and you'll have a thing called a "tablet" that you carry around and use for everything. But that's a different post.

11. Because having a TV connected to the internet means you can read reviews and watch trailers of new shows before committing your binge time to them.

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Everything the browser touches is your kingdom, child.

12. With features like "Catch Up," you'll never miss an episode of your fave show, even if you forget to set the DVR.

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TV in 2016 is so advanced, we have features to help us remember our features.

13. Because now your favorite TV shows follow you everywhere, seamlessly across consoles and mobile devices.

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We basically live in an entertainment utopia now. It's dope. It's a u-dope-ia.

Your kid self would be amazed by the advances in TV today, and your adult self will be amazed by what comes next with PlayStation™Vue.

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