1. When people say "Supreme" you think of Toddlers and Tiaras.
2. Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina are the true members of your ideal coven.
3. When people talk about Fiona, you picture the princess from Shrek.
4. You don't understand why this TV show is Emma Roberts' most noteworthy role.
5. When you heard the show revolves around the Salem witch trials, you stopped listening at "Salem", and your mind returned back to Sabrina.
6. When people talk about how the whole cast wears black, all you can think about are the Fall/Winter fashion shows.
7. You're more excited for Evan Peters and Emma Roberts' upcoming marriage than their actual roles in the TV show.
And most of all, you're just waiting for Jessica Lange to win the All Ages, Ultimate Grand Supreme pageant.
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