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What It's Like To Not Watch "American Horror Story: Coven"

The last witch I cared about was Sabrina.

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1. When people say "Supreme" you think of Toddlers and Tiaras.

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Is Jessica Lange the Supreme, Grand Supreme, or Ultimate Grand Supreme? Because Supreme is kind of a tertiary level of success.

2. Hilda, Zelda and Sabrina are the true members of your ideal coven.

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If it's not about a mischievous teen witch and her pals getting into all sorts of high school shenanigans, you are not tuning in.

5. When you heard the show revolves around the Salem witch trials, you stopped listening at "Salem", and your mind returned back to Sabrina.

6. When people talk about how the whole cast wears black, all you can think about are the Fall/Winter fashion shows.

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Alexander Wang did the all-black thing too, so you don't understand why it's such a big deal.

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