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The Alphabet According To "The Office"

From Assistant to the Regional Manager to Zoppity.

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A is for Assistant to the Regional Manager.

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[noun]: The imaginary position held by Dwight Schrute for most of the series.

B is for Beets.

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[noun]: A type of vegetable grown at Schrute Farms. Also one of Dwight's favourite things besides bears and Battlestar Galactica.

C is for Chili's.

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[noun]: An American chain restaurant that Pam Beesly is permanently banned from.

D is for Date Mike.

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[proper noun]: The persona that Michael Scott takes on when wooing ladies.

E is for Escape Goat.

[noun]: One of Michael Scott's many botched phrases.
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[noun]: One of Michael Scott's many botched phrases.

F is for Flonkerton.

[noun]: An Icelandic Office Olympic sport, translates to "Box of Paper Snowshoe Racing" in English.
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[noun]: An Icelandic Office Olympic sport, translates to "Box of Paper Snowshoe Racing" in English.

G is for George Foreman Grill.

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[noun]: A kitchen device that Michael Scott uses to grill his bacon and also his foot.

H is for Here Comes Treble.

[proper noun]: Andy Bernard's a cappella group from his alma mater, Cornell.
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[proper noun]: Andy Bernard's a cappella group from his alma mater, Cornell.

I is for Impish.

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[adjective]: What one is if they are not admirable (according to Belsnickel).

J is for Jabroni.

[noun]: What Andy Bernard acts like at Senator Robert Lipton's fundraiser.
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[noun]: What Andy Bernard acts like at Senator Robert Lipton's fundraiser.

K is for Kelly Kapoor.

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[proper noun]: A customer service representative at Dunder Mifflin Scranton. Also an idol, legend, and fashion icon.

L is for Limo.

[noun]: Much fancier than a town car, something that a company sends when they have cause for celebration.
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[noun]: Much fancier than a town car, something that a company sends when they have cause for celebration.

M is for Moroccan Christmas.

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[noun]: Phyllis Vance's greatest achievement and Angela Martin's worst nightmare. Also the party at which Dwight sells his bounty of Princess Unicorn dolls.

N is for Niagara Falls.

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[proper noun]: The Halpert's wedding destination. Also "the single best pick up destination in the history of the universe," according to Michael Scott.

O is for Oscar Martinez.

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[proper noun]: The sassiest accountant in Scranton, PA.

P is for Party Planning Committee.

[proper noun]: The group that organizes all office events. Not to be confused with the short-lived but notable Committee to Plan Parties run by Pam Beesly Halpert and Karen Filippelli.
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[proper noun]: The group that organizes all office events. Not to be confused with the short-lived but notable Committee to Plan Parties run by Pam Beesly Halpert and Karen Filippelli.

Q is for Quality Assurance Director

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[noun]: The job occupied by Creed Bratton when he is not writing for www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts.

R is for Recyclops.

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[proper noun]: Earth's saviour or destroyer (depending on the year). His home planet was destroyed by Polluticorn.

S is for Sprinkles.

[proper noun]: Angela Martin's cat that was mercy killed in a freezer by Dwight Schrute. Gone but never forgotten.
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[proper noun]: Angela Martin's cat that was mercy killed in a freezer by Dwight Schrute. Gone but never forgotten.

T is for Threat Level Midnight

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[proper noun]: The single most important action film in the history of cinema.

U is for Unbelievable.

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[adjective]: Angela, Oscar, and Pam's favourite term when gossiping.

V is for Vance Refrigeration.

[proper noun]: Bob Vance's company.

W is for Warehouse.

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[noun]: Where Darryl Philbin reigns supreme and Michael Scott should never go.

X is for X-Ray.

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[noun]: What Pam was supposed to get before she found out she was pregnant.

Y is for Yelling.

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[verb]: What Dwight Schrute does a lot of.

Z is for Zoppety.

[unknown]: Created by Darryl Philbin for Michael Scott, the final word in the phrase "pippety poppety, give me the zoppety."
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[unknown]: Created by Darryl Philbin for Michael Scott, the final word in the phrase "pippety poppety, give me the zoppety."

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