This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Aug 16, 201520 Hilarious Pieces Of Astrological Advice From George Takei's TwitterKing of the zodiac.by Alice PrendergastCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When there was something ominous in the works for the Pisces community: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Pisces: Be sure someone is at the ready to clear your browser history. Today may be the day your number’s up. 05:10 PM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. When Aquarius needed to steer clear of the banana stand: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Aquarius: Whatever you do today, do NOT eat that banana. 05:10 PM - 14 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. When Sagittarius had more than just Twitter followers: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Sagittarius: Someone has been following you. Don’t look behind you. He’ll notice, and then it gets really creepy. 05:10 PM - 13 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When Capricorn probably forgot to pay rent: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Capricorn: Opportunity is knocking at your door today. Or it might be your landlord. 05:10 PM - 12 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. When burrito bowls wronged Virgos everywhere: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Virgo: Today your fear comes from within. Shouldn't have had Chipotle for lunch. 05:10 PM - 08 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. When Aries probably needed to call up a local tailor: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Aries: Today you may feel very torn. Hope you know a good seamstress. 05:10 PM - 25 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. When Libra emptied the liquor cabinet: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Libra: You may receive some sobering news. You're all out of booze. 05:10 PM - 31 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When Scorpio was literally the worst: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Scorpio: If you misuse the word "literally" one more time, I will "literally" unfriend you. 05:10 PM - 20 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When Cancer was in for some R&R: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Cancer: You may end up in hot water today. Hopefully a jacuzzi. 05:10 PM - 16 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When there was no hope for Taurus: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Taurus: It's time to give up. You'll never find that missing sock. 05:10 PM - 10 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. When Gemini needed to put safety first: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Gemini: Today you'll want to dive in head first. Wear a helmet. 05:10 PM - 26 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. When there would be no visits to the Grand Canyon for Aquarius: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Aquarius: You need to find more balance in your life. Until then, stay away from jagged cliffs. 05:10 PM - 04 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When personal hygiene paid off for Aries: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Aries: You look refreshed and glowing today. You should shower more often. 05:10 PM - 14 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. When YOLO was not the motto for Scorpio: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Scorpio: If you live like there's no tomorrow, there might not be. Ponder that. 05:10 PM - 10 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When Libra needed to live by the wise words of NSYNC: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Libra: You haven't been feeling very "in sync" with your partner. Is it time to say "Bye Bye Bye"? 05:10 PM - 07 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. When Leo was not the best cook in the kitchen: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Leo: You feel the urge to stir the pot. No, really, your soup is burning, stir it. 05:10 PM - 05 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When Capricorn needed to take a trip to the optometrist: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Capricorn: Today you'll be blind to the situations that are right in front of you. It’s time for reading glasses. 05:10 PM - 09 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. When the internet was the Gemini's savior: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Gemini: There should be lots of fun in-store for you today. But if they're out of stock you can always order online. 05:10 PM - 28 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. When Pisces needed not to get so worked up: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Pisces: Try not to get overwhelmed. Just stay whelmed. 05:10 PM - 05 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. And when Sagittarius was a little too trusting: George Takei @GeorgeTakei Sagittarius: You'll be feeling very gullible today. See, you totally just bought that. 05:10 PM - 08 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite So much wisdom 🙌 Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF