1. 1. You’ve mastered this look and understand it is the appropriate answer to 99% of life’s situations
2. 2. Most of your mental capacity is devoted to thinking about food
3. 3. Especially when you feel like this
4. 4.When anyone tries to talk to you at all, you usually respond this way
5. 5. And then they think they can tell you about all their life problems, but you’re like
6. 6. And when they don’t stop and you could really care less, you want to scream
7. 7. You want to know everything about everything
8. 8. Whenever you have to wait for anyone, anywhere, for anything
9. 9. You glare at them thinking to yourself
10. 10. You’ve always really gotten along well with others and it started at an early age
11. 11. You’ll rock some outrageous outfits and still look super fab
12. 12. But as soon as anyone else tries something new, you’re like
13. 13. You don’t understand why you can’t accessorize with a tiara everyday
14. 14. The world revolves around you and anything you say is the most important, regardless of what it is
15. 15. When you’re all out of snacks, you really start to believe the world might end
16. 16. When anyone tries to be friends with you ever (or make any conversation for that matter), your response is
17. 17. A few drinks deep at the bar and you’re trying to read a text from your crush
18. 18. And then you wake up and read what you wrote the night before and immediately think
19. 19. And if he never texts you back, whatever
20. 20. Because you know you’re just too fab, just like Bey
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