This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Jul 26, 2015If The Characters In "Harry Potter" Were GourdsWe ALL already know Voldemort's a zucchini.by Pat KearnanCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Harry Potter would defnitely be an acorn squash. And Ron Weasley would be a pumpkin. Hermione Granger would be a butternut squash. They look kinda similar, right? Albus Dumbledore would be a crookneck squash. Draco Malfoy would be a tromboncino. Uncanny. Rubeus Hagrid would be a golden hubbard squash. We know Lord Voldemort would be a zucchini. Yes, very much a zucchini. Luna Lovegood would be a pattypan squash, because they have the same hairstyle. Professor Quirrell would be a turban squash. And Severus Snape would be a spaghetti squash.