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    If The Characters In "Harry Potter" Were Gourds

    We ALL already know Voldemort's a zucchini.

    Harry Potter would defnitely be an acorn squash.

    And Ron Weasley would be a pumpkin.

    Hermione Granger would be a butternut squash. They look kinda similar, right?

    Albus Dumbledore would be a crookneck squash.

    Draco Malfoy would be a tromboncino. Uncanny.

    Rubeus Hagrid would be a golden hubbard squash.

    We know Lord Voldemort would be a zucchini. Yes, very much a zucchini.

    Luna Lovegood would be a pattypan squash, because they have the same hairstyle.

    Professor Quirrell would be a turban squash.

    And Severus Snape would be a spaghetti squash.