piperdown

p.d.

Born on a merchant ship in the year 1759 to a Portugese mulled wine merchant and a courtesan/spy for the East India Trading Company, Piperdown, a 100% Scottish beauty, red of hair, hazel of eye, transparent of skin, voice of squeak, and temper of Hades, was sold to pirates to settle a debt and raised on the high seas where she learned to pillage, plunder, swear, sack, and set fire to villages, which comes in handy since she is stuck with Comcasst for internet and cable. I hate Facebook, pop music, and people who come to Miami to live and then berate Miami sports fans for liking their own hometown teams and also complain about the heat.

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    p.d. commented on What's The Craziest Thing You've Witnessed At Disney?

    Oh, I remembered another one! Heard a woman keep mispronouncing "umbrella" over and over again. She was American, so it wasn't a matter of a language barrier. She was saying over and over UMM-breh-luh instead of um-BREH-la. "Do you need an UMMbrella? It looks like it's going to rain.… 

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    p.d. commented on What's The Craziest Thing You've Witnessed At Disney?

    I was a cast member in college Since he's spoken publicly about it, I can say that I was there the night Drew Carey got shitfaced and kicked out of Disney. He was at the height of his ABC career and was definitely a mean drunk. However, I interacted with him earlier in the day before… 

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