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Which Pio Hoe Should You Date?

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  1. What's your favorite weekend past time?

    booze cruise around the frats
    cuddling with your boyfriend and procrastinating on homework
    threatening to punch someone in the face
    dancing on elevated surfaces
    making out with a random stranger
    delt.
    taking tequila shots like a champ
  2. Favorite drink?

    vodka vodka vodka
    Smirnoff
    tequila
    anything as long as I'm double fisting
    vitamin water mixies
    fireball
    Pina Coladas
  3. What's one word to describe you?

    procrastinator
    smartass
    feisty
    boujee
    caring
    genuine
    loud
  4. What's your favorite place to go on a date?

    broadway musical
    a *lofted* bed
    horse barns
    taco tuesday
    delt.
    a bed or target
    the frats
  5. If you were an animal what would you be?

    horse (neigh bitches)
    howler monkey (two volumes: loud and fuckin louder)
    fox (quick and clever)
    sloth (easy and sleepy)
    llama (fun and sassy)
    dog (loyal af and everybody's friend)
    cat (cuddly and quiet)
  6. What's your favorite food?

    tacos
    cheez-its
    steak
    popcorn
    organic mac n cheese and pudding cups
    bagels
    broccoli cheddar soup or like a healthy ass salad
  7. If you were in a sorority which one would you be in?

    Delta Tau Delta
    Kappa Alpha Theta
    The Enchantments
    Alpha Omicron Pi
    Alpha Gamma Delta
    CSOM
    Phi Kappa Psi
  8. During the week if you're not in class you're probably....

    singing my heart out
    netflix
    riding a horse
    online shopping
    sleeping
    chained to the sorority
    doing anything but the homework thats due tomorrow
  9. Where would you end up after a night out?

    sexxxxxxx
    momming the poor soul on the bathroom floor
    yelling and hitting the walls
    in the hospital
    taking nudes
    on the bathroom floor
    home safe and sound
  10. which phrase is a basic part of your vocabulary?

    "i dont WANNA"
    "Sorry" - Justin Bieber
    "you guys..."
    "tell me more"
    "cunt"
    "omg yessssssssssssss"
    "..... but like ....."

Which Pio Hoe Should You Date?

You got: Alyssa Nelson

this pio hoe definitely has one true love: alcohol. If you paired with this gem you'll probably be receiving a lot of nudes past the hour of 1am. You better be able to put up with her smart ass remarks or you'll be left in the dust my friend. happy hunting xoxo

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You got: Marta Zurn

the only things that matter to this hoe is sleep and sex. that's it. and alcohol and weed. She also bumps the most bomb ass playlists so hand her the aux cord while you guys are in your Range Rover (she won't settle for less).

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You got: One of the Alys

Hope you like screamers ;) this dynamic duo can always be found having a good time at Delt and posting finsta pictures of said good time. Common locations include: running away from you when plastered, or plastered to the bathroom floor.

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You got: Michelle Isaacs

Momma Michelle <3 If you're looking for a girl whose down to always have a good time, then this gem is for you. She's a loyal ass hoe, and will charm you with her ability to take tequila shots like a champ. Hit her up for those good Netflix recommendations

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You got: Catalina Jackson

U better be able to put up a fight because she sure knows how to throw a punch. Catalina may have a beautiful name but her right hook is nasty as hell. Hobbies include riding horses and banging on bedroom walls to shut the neighbors up. IF you wanna live, don't you dare trash talk New Jersey.

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You got: Marin Forey

Quiet and down to earth, she's the most sane of us all. If you're looking for a relaxing night in then she's your hoe. But don't get too excited fellas, she's taken but definitely worth waiting for.

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You got: Theoni Kolas

Don't be fooled by her sweet looks, this one is a closet badass. Voice like an angel, but her attitude is sassy as hell. If you want a story about a wild ride to the hospital, hit up thottie Theoni she's got the deets.

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