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    Posted on Dec 29, 2014

    15 Embroidery Hoop Sayings Only Geeks Will Understand

    cotton + floss + nerdisms = fabulosity suitable for hanging.

    1. "Hellos" and "goodbyes" are interchangeable.

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    Like "aloha," except in High Gallifreyan.

    2. Verbal fist bumps are a thing.

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    For those times you need a reminder to be true to yourself.

    3. Everything can be explained in Venn diagrams.

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    Case in point.

    4. Do or do not.

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    There is no try.

    5. Eliminate the impossible.

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    Explore the improbable.

    6. Sometimes, nothing makes sense.

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    Because the road from cause to effect is completely non-linear.

    7. Love is crazy.

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    And generally makes you lose your damn mind.

    8. Best friends are everything.

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    Level: Boss.

    9. Don't be a pansy.

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    Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

    10. Don't try so hard.

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    Some things just aren't going to happen.

    11. Good grammar saves lives.

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    Because proper punctuation is everything.

    12. You are a mental athlete.

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    So don't forget to remember.

    13. Haters gonna hate.

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    Don't stop doing what you do best.

    14. Bazinga!

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    Bazinga!

    15. Expect the unexpected.

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    Because the night is dark and full of terrors. Daylight is equally questionable.

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