Used "It's Monday" as an excuse for not getting work done?Used "It's Friday" as an excuse for not getting work done?Made a "Hump Day" joke, ever?"Forgotten" to pay back a coworker who paid for your coffee?Crowded your deskmate's space with your stuff?Been asked to turn your music down?Reheated something fishy-smelling in the communal microwave?Asked for the heat to be turned up several times a day?Asked for the air conditioning to be turned up several times a day?Left your crumbs behind you after you'd eaten in the hopes that somebody else would clean it up for you?Refused to acknowledge the existence of the toilet scrubber after taking a dump in the bathroom?Said, "I'm so hungry" repeatedly before lunch time?Argued with someone for longer than 5 minutes over where to get lunch?Not washed your hands after using the bathroom?Laughed loudly at something you were watching on your screen in hopes that someone would ask what you were laughing about?Kept your phone on vibrate or, worse, with all sounds on during the day?Overshared about your private life during a meeting?Purposefully not responded to an important email for longer than a week?Asked perfectly Google-able questions out loud?Taken personal calls at your desk that lasted longer than 10 minutes?Started putting your stuff away a good half hour before the end of the day?Had a runny nose and, instead of blowing your nose with a tissue, kept sniffling all day instead?Eaten noisily or messily at your desk?Been the only one to not chip in for a coworker's baby shower/birthday cake/retirement party?Left dirty dishes or Tupperware out on your desk?Cracked your knuckles repeatedly?Played music without headphones on?Used someone else's tissues more than once?"Forgotten" to say thank you when somebody said, "Bless you?"Showed up at work even when you were really sick and knew you should have stayed home?Given your flu to someone?Played footsie with the person sitting across from you?Eaten with your mouth open during break or a lunch meeting?Loudly asked "Can I expense this?" even though you knew the answer was "no."Burped at your desk?Made an excuse instead of buying a round of drinks at happy hour?Gone to work straight from the gym, without having showered first?Eaten someone else's food from the communal fridge?Taken your shoes (or even your socks) off during the day?
This post was translated from French.