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This Quiz Will Reveal How Much Of An Office Asshole You Are

Well?

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  1. Have you ever...<br />
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    Used "It's Monday" as an excuse for not getting work done?
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    Used "It's Friday" as an excuse for not getting work done?
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    Made a "Hump Day" joke, ever?
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    "Forgotten" to pay back a coworker who paid for your coffee?
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    Crowded your deskmate's space with your stuff?
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    Been asked to turn your music down?
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    Reheated something fishy-smelling in the communal microwave?
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    Asked for the heat to be turned up several times a day?
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    Asked for the air conditioning to be turned up several times a day?
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    Left your crumbs behind you after you'd eaten in the hopes that somebody else would clean it up for you?
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    Refused to acknowledge the existence of the toilet scrubber after taking a dump in the bathroom?
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    Said, "I'm so hungry" repeatedly before lunch time?
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    Argued with someone for longer than 5 minutes over where to get lunch?
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    Not washed your hands after using the bathroom?
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    Laughed loudly at something you were watching on your screen in hopes that someone would ask what you were laughing about?
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    Kept your phone on vibrate or, worse, with all sounds on during the day?
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    Overshared about your private life during a meeting?
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    Purposefully not responded to an important email for longer than a week?
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    Asked perfectly Google-able questions out loud?
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    Taken personal calls at your desk that lasted longer than 10 minutes?
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    Started putting your stuff away a good half hour before the end of the day?
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    Had a runny nose and, instead of blowing your nose with a tissue, kept sniffling all day instead?
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    Eaten noisily or messily at your desk?
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    Been the only one to not chip in for a coworker's baby shower/birthday cake/retirement party?
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    Left dirty dishes or Tupperware out on your desk?
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    Cracked your knuckles repeatedly?
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    Played music without headphones on?
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    Used someone else's tissues more than once?
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    "Forgotten" to say thank you when somebody said, "Bless you?"
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    Showed up at work even when you were really sick and knew you should have stayed home?
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    Given your flu to someone?
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    Played footsie with the person sitting across from you?
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    Eaten with your mouth open during break or a lunch meeting?
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    Loudly asked "Can I expense this?" even though you knew the answer was "no."
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    Burped at your desk?
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    Made an excuse instead of buying a round of drinks at happy hour?
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    Gone to work straight from the gym, without having showered first?
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    Eaten someone else's food from the communal fridge?
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    Taken your shoes (or even your socks) off during the day?

This post was translated from French.

 
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