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17 Statements That Really Should Be Questions Directed To Asian People

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1. So, where are you from?

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I mean, where are you reaaalllyyyy from? ... Uhm, I was born and raised here bitch!

2. Omg, you speak english so well.

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Well American isn't actually English.

3. I heard Asians can tolerate really spicy food.

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You know it bruh.

4. I can't tell what type of Asian you are.

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... Asia is not a country you ignorant fool

5. I heard they eat [insert exotic animal name] out there.

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... you're next!

6. I know a [insert Asian last name] from somewhere.

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Doesn't mean we're related.

7. Your parents are probably really strict, that sucks.

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You have no idea.

8. I noticed all Asians have yellow fever.

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Maybe because they're not as racist as you are.

9. [Insert your name], that's not an Asian name.

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No, it is not.

10. I really love karaoke, we should go some time.

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What makes you think I'm fond of singing?

11. Wow, you're pretty tall for an Asian.

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Blame my growth spurt and steroids.

12. They say Asians have small feet... you know what that means.

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No, please explain further.

13. Says hello in your supposed language.

14. You resemble [Asian Hollywood celebrity] so much.

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Like I haven't heard that one before.

15. I thought all Asians are supposed to be fair-skinned.

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Nope. Fun fact: SouthEast Asian countries are actually closer to the equator, which means it's hotter.

16. I used to take [Insert Asian martial arts] lessons when I was younger.

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Good for you.

17. I love paper lanterns and origami.

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I'm from the Philippines... we don't do that shit

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