1. First of all, how nervous does this hotel room make you?
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2. Now, can you imagine how much dry-heaving you'd be doing if those were your keys?
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3. Just...just look at this table. 'Cause I kind of can't.
4. And this picture just makes me want to never get up from my safe and good desk chair:
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5. WHAT. IS. GOING. ON. HERE.
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This is NOT what key rings are for you GUYS.
6. This is sort of why I'm skeptical of teamwork:
7. And this? This my friends, is how you get banned from wearing socks:
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8. This just seems like a disaster movie waiting to happen...
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9. And I'm almost positive I've seen this in my nightmares:
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10. This is the clearest sign from God I've ever seen to take the stairs:
11. And this is just some overly trusting tomfoolery, okay??
12. This has got to be the most rich person move I've ever seen in my life:
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13. And omg, can you IMAGINE being even slightly drunk and dealing with this bathroom:
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14. Why does this make me feel that scary, subconscious impulse to jump in?
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15. And why do I secretly want to try this?
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16. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, someone, please save that cat!!
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17. Okay, this just made me fully wince.
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Why you gotta do bread dirty like that.
18. This almost seems...indecent.
19. And this is a clear case of inviting chaos into your life:
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wyd dude
20. Anyone who's ever been rock climbing will get serious heart palpitations from this:
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21. Meanwhile, anyone who's ever used, ya know, basic infrastructure, will haaaaate this:
22. This is some bullshit better left for a Salvador Dali painting and not reality:
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23. Meanwhile, this takes the cake for Most Shudder-Inducing Comforter Ever:
24. Who does this!!
25. Or this???
26. Who would tempt the fates like this?
27. And finally, I'm just going to leave you with this while I attend to my skyrocketing blood pressure.
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It's too much. It's all too much.
This post was translated from German.
