Buzz·Posted on Sep 14, 201827 Photos That Are More Nerve-Racking Than They Have Any Right To BeNooooot a fan.by Phil JahnerStaff Writer and Video Producer, BuzzFeed Deutschland FacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. First of all, how nervous does this hotel room make you? HarambeSalamii / Via reddit.com 2. Now, can you imagine how much dry-heaving you'd be doing if those were your keys? ThePakin27 / Via reddit.com 3. Just...just look at this table. 'Cause I kind of can't. Twitter: @Grantscheam 4. And this picture just makes me want to never get up from my safe and good desk chair: SR_BANANA / Via reddit.com 5. WHAT. IS. GOING. ON. HERE. kthx_bai / Via reddit.com This is NOT what key rings are for you GUYS. 6. This is sort of why I'm skeptical of teamwork: imgur.com 7. And this? This my friends, is how you get banned from wearing socks: Hypnoticbrick / Via reddit.com 8. This just seems like a disaster movie waiting to happen... edenk72 / Via reddit.com 9. And I'm almost positive I've seen this in my nightmares: georgedeslandes / Via imgur.com 10. This is the clearest sign from God I've ever seen to take the stairs: imgur.com 11. And this is just some overly trusting tomfoolery, okay?? imgur.com 12. This has got to be the most rich person move I've ever seen in my life: darryljenks / Via reddit.com 13. And omg, can you IMAGINE being even slightly drunk and dealing with this bathroom: parkayyakrap / Via reddit.com 14. Why does this make me feel that scary, subconscious impulse to jump in? mike_pants / Via reddit.com 15. And why do I secretly want to try this? col3s1aw / Via reddit.com 16. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD, someone, please save that cat!! Mega_Zawesome / Via reddit.com 17. Okay, this just made me fully wince. Ricosky / Via reddit.com Why you gotta do bread dirty like that. 18. This almost seems...indecent. imgur.com 19. And this is a clear case of inviting chaos into your life: imgur.com wyd dude 20. Anyone who's ever been rock climbing will get serious heart palpitations from this: BlatternMann / Via reddit.com 21. Meanwhile, anyone who's ever used, ya know, basic infrastructure, will haaaaate this: reddit.com 22. This is some bullshit better left for a Salvador Dali painting and not reality: chilejon / Via reddit.com 23. Meanwhile, this takes the cake for Most Shudder-Inducing Comforter Ever: instagram.com 24. Who does this!! imgur.com 25. Or this??? imgur.com 26. Who would tempt the fates like this? Twitter: @PIZZABOYd69 27. And finally, I'm just going to leave you with this while I attend to my skyrocketing blood pressure. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF uncommongifts / Via reddit.com It's too much. It's all too much. This post was translated from German.