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    18 Pics Of Produce That Are Very Nearly NSFW

    Well, this is uncomfortable.

    1. Well, hello there...

    2. You swaggerin' sweet potato.

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    3. You juicy, juicy little pear.

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    4. You titillating persimmon.

    5. You frisky carrot, you.

    6. Why don't you bring that sweet self over here?

    7. 'Cause whether you like it spicy...

    8. Or veiny...

    9. Or sweet and supple...

    10. Or, uh, nice and knobby...

    11. We're into all shapes and sizes over here.

    12. Big ones...

    13. Littler ones...

    14. Self-sufficient ones...

    15. Purpley ones...

    16. Dried up ones...

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    17. Thicc ones...

    18. And yes, cute, teeny ones, too.

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    They're all good ;)

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    This post was translated from German.