2. Go home...
3. You're drunk!
4. How'd you even manage this?
5. And how do you explain this?
6. Just look what kind of shit you're doing.
7. You look like a damp dish towel.
8. Stop trying to be something you're not.
9. I mean, what are you even trying to do?
10. Now this just doesn't make any sense.
12. If you're going to do it, at least do it right.
13. Don't be coy.
14. You wimp.
15. I won't lie, this is actually low key impressive.
16. Okay, v impressive, snow. You win.
This post was translated from German.