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32 German Things That No One Else Gets

Why do Germans eat cucumber for bfast??????????

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why do germans bring noodle salad to EVERY party?? why do they laugh at funerals?? why are they always on time for appointments?

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why do germans only drink bubble water wtf

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Why do Germans eat cucumber for bfast??????????

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why do Germans always lose their shit when the weekend is approaching and buy groceries as if the world is going to end

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Why do Germans feel the need to pickle everything? I'm not upset I'm just really curious

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Why do Germans always stand up 5 mins BEFORE the @DB_Bahn train arrives at #Berlin central station? Whyyyy? :D

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why do germans never use their real names on facebook what is this

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The next topic: WHY DO GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF? #debatenight

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why do germans love figs so much y'all okay???

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Why do #germans slam your change on the counter in shops?

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Why do Germans love crocs so much, literally every German family I've seen own them

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why are germans so much better at food than americans

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Why do Germans add salt to everything?!

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Why do Germans always sing when they get drunk?

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why do Germans always put wurst into everything that hasn't anything to do with wurst

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Why do Germans have to make their cars so complicated 🙄

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Why do Germans always feel the need to queue before the gate's even open? WHY

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Why do Germans always clap after a plane has landed???? 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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Why do germans randomly type german in all chat?

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why do germans call wifi "wlan" who broke u

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WHY DO GERMANS SAY ALUMINUM AS 'ALUMINIUM' I WILL NEVER GET IT HELP ME

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Why do Germans use "bitte" for everything?

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Why do Germans use so much caffeine shampoo?

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Why do Germans love caffeine shampoo?

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why do Germans love caffeine shampoo so much

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Why do Germans love caffeine shampoo so much?

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Why do Germans like using caffeine shampoo so much? Seen that advert so many times but never thought to ask the question before?

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