1. Okay, so just a big heads-up: We've got a bumpy road ahead, my friends...
2. And I just need to know: Are you ready?
3. Are you prepared to see some unholy sights??
4. Are you game to be pushed to the limit???
5. 'Cause...it's about to get REALLY gnarly.
6. Like, I know you think you've seen some gnarly stuff in this lifetime...
7. But I'm just not quite sure you're fully prepared for this...
8. Or this...
9. Or this!
10. You may find yourself having a visceral reaction, and that's okay.
11. In fact, it would be weird if you **didn't** have some kind of response to this...
12. Or this. In fact, I'd call it self-preservation.
13. Because, like, we all know objectively that body parts can get real weird...
14. And suuuuper cringeworthy...
15. But **knowing** it is one thing, and seeing raw evidence is...something else entirely.
16. So in conclusion: Our meaty, hairy (and stretchy???) bodies are truly weird and wonderful...
17. But some days? They're just flat-out weird.
This post was translated from German.