1. This is not a crunchy bar of Toblerone:
2. And this is not a delightful apple crumb cake:
3. This is most unfortunately not some delicious shawarma:
4. And no, this is NOT a bowl of Chef Boyardee's best:
5. Nope, not sushi:
6. And this is definitely not candy:
7. This door looks like chocolate but apparently is not chocolate:
8. And no, this is not half a dinner roll:
9. This is not a cake:
10. And despite what you'd like to believe, this is not meat:
11. Deceptively, these are not potatoes:
12. And these are NOT rolls of salami:
13. Sorry, but this is not a nice slice of toast:
14. And finally, for the last time, this is not bacon.
This post was translated from German.