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    I Saw The Future: Here's How 90s Pop Acts Will Die

    'No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no - there's no pulse.'

    2 Unlimited: Railway Crossing Accident

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    My scrying-glass shows these Dutch ravers will meet their end in the headlights of an onrushing train. Though the vision is dim, I can see Anita and Ray scrambling to pick up spilled fried scampi from the tracks as time runs out.

    MN8: Burger van poisoning

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    The runes are clear: the Reaper will soon tell these rnb hunks 'I've Got A Little Something For You' - something that will end in a splattery demise. Yes, three of the high-panted romeos will perish from bad arse health after sharing a dodgy cheeseburger - fourth member Dee Tails will fall off a shed onto a massive spike.

    Babylon Zoo's Jas Mann: Swallowed by a sturgeon

    Via skynet.be

    Cosmos-obsessed popster Jas may have beguiled us all with his hit Spaceman back in 1995, but that won't appease the beast that will one day consume him whole. Peering into my crystal ball I've glimpsed the foil-hatted singer tripping off a riverbank only to be gulped into the bowels of a monstrous freshwater fish.

    3T: Mercury consumption

    Via mtv.com

    Consulting a wise woman, I learned that these nephews of the late King Of Pop, used to the finer things in life, will one day begin taking Ancient Chinese immortality pills to prolong their luxurious lifestyles. Sadly these pills are pretty much just mercury and animal faeces. Madness, hair loss and dressing up as penguins will ensue before the end.

    Gina G: Accidentally walled up

    Via guttercandy.blogspot.co.uk

    A few long-overlooked quatrains of Nostradamus relate to this saucy Aussie singer heading for a demise that's truly Ooh, Aah... Just A Little Bit horrific. It seems the Eurovision stunner will fall asleep while having her kitchen done up, only to wake up and discover she's been walled into her own utility room. Baffled tenants will find her remains a century later, still clutching the bottle of Lenore she drank to stay alive.

    Chesney Hawkes: Lightning strike

    Via virginmedia.com

    A fevered dream revealed to me how 90s dreamboat Chesney will meet his demise. The vision is a blur - only three things are clear: he's holding a golf club, he's undressed, and he is reduced to a shadow on the concrete by the bolt.

    Ace Of Base: Overcome by fumes

    Via virginmedia.com

    Deciphering ancient cave markings gave me the scoop on how these Scandi-pop powerhouses will bite the big one. Not to give too much away, but it involved a job lot of cabbage, shared low income housing, stomach problems and a nasty end.