
Just Some Vintage Audio Of Alan Jones Losing His Shit
"Indiana FUCKING Jones!"
"Indiana FUCKING Jones!"
For the last time, we just call them lists.
"It's 6pm and there hasn't been any snake incidents, in or out of the toilet": the rural coronavirus diaries of an '80s pop star.
"There are other issues here that are very serious issues, and I don't regard the virus as one of them," said breakfast radio host Alan Jones.
"The drivers are freaking out. Look at what is going on in Spain, look where Italy was a few weeks ago."
This is public service journalism at its finest.
“What’s going to happen to these rich people, or more likely to their grandkids, is, I’ll put it bluntly, they’ll be killed," warns Dick Smith.
"Berejiklian has misled the NSW parliament and cannot be trusted after embarrassing video evidence has emerged showing her lying about her academic record," said interim Labor leader Penny Sharpe.
And you shake it all about...
Pencil + Paper + Ink = Democracy.
"It's 6pm and there hasn't been any snake incidents, in or out of the toilet": the rural coronavirus diaries of an '80s pop star.
"The premier has never said she was the overall dux of her school," a spokesperson told BuzzFeed News.
"Indiana FUCKING Jones!"
Rowan, Atkinson, Bean, Mini...
"...a response was provided to the best of her recollection," said NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian's spokesperson.
“What’s going to happen to these rich people, or more likely to their grandkids, is, I’ll put it bluntly, they’ll be killed," warns Dick Smith.
"There are other issues here that are very serious issues, and I don't regard the virus as one of them," said breakfast radio host Alan Jones.
"When it comes to getting stoned ... I was a complete failure," said one PM. Can you guess who?