NBA All-Star Weekend's Worst Shoes

The 2013 NBA All-Star game is an ode to Tomahawk dunks, Hipster glasses, and shoes. Here is the bad, the worse, and the ugly.

Nike LeBron X

First up, Nike introduced to the new Lebrons. Let us get this out of the way now, they were not inspired by a cosmic Barney but yes, the laces are actually Twizzlers. ($200)

Nike Kobe 8 System

Kobe Bryant is not exactly a fan favorite these days, and sporting these hideous camouflage tangerine kicks will not help his cause. ($180)

Team Lightning

Peak Sports recently signed Parker to a 3 year, 1.2 Million Dollar shoe deal. And with that, Parker dawned these luxury aluminum foil booties. ($110)

Li-Ning Way of Wade

Wade went from Jordan Brand to Li-Ning. All I can say is ... at least he didn't have to wear the Air Jordan XX8. These shoes are just ridiculous. ($250)

Air Jordan XX8

Besides shooting the ball too much, Rus Westbrook is known for his goofy patterned shirts and large framed glasses. Yet, this weekend he rocked these bold boots. We can only hope no one wears anything like this again. ($250)

D Howard Light

There is no place like home, and for Dwight Howard, who is perennially asking for a trade, these shoes fit. These Wizard of Oz ruby red tires were amongst the most normal shoes worn last night, and for that we thank you. ($125)

Jordan Super.Fly 2

That comet that hit Russia? That was actually the Fly2's hitting earth. Blake Griffin dunks are nuclear, but these shoes are a 90's rave gone bad. ($140)

Hyperfuse 2012 Low

James Harden's flippers caused the most twitter buzz this weekend. Some positive, some negative, but either way James Harden has set himself apart from the league, as a scorer and as fashion icon. ($100)