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14 Shoes That Make You Question Humanity

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1. The Pole Dancer Special

HAND CARVED MAHOGANY!!! HOLLA!
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HAND CARVED MAHOGANY!!! HOLLA!

2. That Dried Saliva Strand, Conch Shell, Metallic Gladiator Theme

AND THEY'VE GOT TRACTION! OBSESSED!!!
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AND THEY'VE GOT TRACTION! OBSESSED!!!

3. For all the Rams Fans in St. Louis!

great for mountain treks! PERF!
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great for mountain treks! PERF!

4. These Golden Chopsticks

my ankles snapped just looking at these.... I LOVE THEM!!!! SO COMFY!
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my ankles snapped just looking at these.... I LOVE THEM!!!! SO COMFY!

5. Look!!! Custom Mary-Jane's for the Tooth Fairy!

SO CONSIDERATE AND NOT CREEPY!!
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SO CONSIDERATE AND NOT CREEPY!!

6. McQueen's First Mistake:

pearlized skeleton raptor...? SO CHIC! SO TRENDY!!!
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pearlized skeleton raptor...? SO CHIC! SO TRENDY!!!

7. McQueen's Mistake Part 2:

snakeskin alien hoofs?!?!? get them away.... GET THEM AWAY!!!!!
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snakeskin alien hoofs?!?!? get them away.... GET THEM AWAY!!!!!

8. Give 'em the Bird, it's BEDAZZLED!

Lily Allen??? is that you?!?
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Lily Allen??? is that you?!?

9. Every Nail Salon Employee's DREAM!

I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC. and I want a round of applause!!!! all at once! HOW DID THEY KNOW?!
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I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC. and I want a round of applause!!!! all at once! HOW DID THEY KNOW?!

10. That Alien vs. Predator Dominatrix Vibe...

SO PRACTICAL!
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SO PRACTICAL!

11. Special delivery for Peter Parker!!!!

...NOT
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...NOT

12. AHHH! Real Monsters!!!!!

don't feed after dark!!! #ionlyshophottopic
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don't feed after dark!!! #ionlyshophottopic

13. Root shoes. Root. Shoes.

WHY
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WHY

14. The Seuss King Himself.

most creatively, worst of all, CROCS. LAVENDER CROCS!
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most creatively, worst of all, CROCS. LAVENDER CROCS!

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