Awesome Doormats!

Whether you're living in an efficiency apartment or a luxurious mansion, everyone has a doormat. The doormat is like a bumper sticker on your porch, it's going to say a little something about you. Check out some of these amazing doormats from www.perpetualkid.com.

CASSETTE TAPE DOORMAT

Remember when you used to burn and bring the house down with those awesome mixed tapes? Keep the music madness alive in your very fine house with our Cassette Tape Doormat!

Everyone wang chungs and gets footloose in your crowded house so keep your decor retro and radically clean. Everyone will know it's "Our House" when they walk up to your door!

This hilarious mat is the perfect gift for anyone that can remember when MTV had VJs!

NYC SEWER COVER DOORMAT

New York City has it's own look, feel and sounds... its own heartbeat in America! Whether you're a native or just a fan, keep some of the Big Apple in your house with our NYC Sewer Cover Doormat! Also great for the office... let them know where you want to be!

Now you can feel the nostalgic hustle and bustle of the city right in your home and you won’t even have to jump out of the way of any taxi cabs! Hey, I'm walking here!!!

This awesome mat is the perfect gift for anyone that appreciates one of the greatest cities in the world!

ACME TRAP DOOR DOORMAT

Throw down our Acme Trap Door Doormat at your front door and give those annoying door-to-door salespeople a quick warning! Right when the baby falls asleep, DING DONG... KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Aren't we barraged enough with ads on T.V. and Internet? Unless they're giving away chocolate unicorns of course... then they can knock!

This hilarious mat is the perfect housewarming gift or deep hole cover!

ALLIGATOR MANHOLE COVER DOORMAT

Everyone remembers those stories about people flushing baby alligators down the toilet and now they're alive and grown-up in the sewers. Probably just a tale to keep kids from playing down there, right? Our Alligator Manhole Doormat will startle your guests to no end!

Great to put in a bathroom or kitchen! You never know what's lurking beneath your floors or in your pipes.

This hilarious mat is the perfect housewarming gift or deep hole cover!

SUSHI DOORMAT

Grab your chopsticks, ginger, wasabi and soy sauce but do not try to eat our Sushi Doormat, it’s seriously not edible! It'll look mighty fine next to you while you enjoy your favorite sushi rolls though! You’ll freshen up the style in your house with this not so fishy rug!

Even if your guests are packed like sushi in your little apartment they won’t mind all because of this awesome rug.

COME BACK WITH A WARRANT DOORMAT

Aren’t you tired of the police knocking on your door, day after day, after day, after day, after day. With our Come Back With a Warrant Doormat, you can save them the trouble of asking you if they can come in without one, because you are going to say the same thing every time! Nope! Come back with a warrant! It’s also a great intimidation doormat for your visitors. We’re not ringing that doorbell!

HOLE IN ONE DOORMAT

Not only do you love playing golf but you also love stepping into your front door after a hard day’s work! Why not bring the green to your doorway? Nothing says “Welcome” more than our Doormat Hole in One that is also known as the Nineteenth hole!

BACON DOORMAT

Do you want to come home to some boring rug that says, “Welcome” (yawn), or the site of your most favorite, smoky and meaty treat? We knew you’d make the right decision and would choose our Bacon Doormat to adorn your floor!

Nothing will decorate your house better than strips of salty, cured meat! This delicious looking mat can go anywhere in your house and will look great under your feet while you cook up some bacon! Don't worry about bringing home the bacon, it's already there!

MAT THE MOUSTACHE

The great thing about moustaches is that they will catch your supper before it falls onto your lap, save you a little snack for later! If a moustache could trap a little cheese, just imagine how much mud it could catch if it was really big!

Our Mat the Moustache will catch all of the dirt from your shoes and it is the most dapper doormat on the block! Aside from the fact that it will help prevent dirt and inferior fashion sense from entering your house, this doormat is super classy!

YOU WERE NEVER HERE DOORMAT

Pssssst. Hurry into the house! Did anyone see you? I think that your identity has been compromised! Move quick! We will direct you to the nearest safe house! Keep your shoe phone on you! Oh and this is our You Were Never Here Doormat, it’s a limited edition! Isn’t it cool? *Wink*

WICKED WITCH DOORMAT

Want to deter those green skinned, pointy hatted, broom carrying women from your house (we're talking about that weird aunt that you have)? Put down our Wicked Witch Doormat and the witches will get the hint!

This is the perfect rug to put at the end of your yellow brick road or at your front door!

WE DECORATE WITH CATS DOORMAT

Without all of those cats in your house, it would be the drabbest and most boring place to live! Those kitties really added the finishing touches to those drapes you bought last week! With our We Decorate With Cats Doormat you’re letting your visitors know, prior to entering the house, there is a cat theme going on inside that they should probably compliment on because it is so stylish! Everything looks better with cat hair, right?

GO AWAY! DOORMAT

With our Go Away! Doormat, trespassers will know that the last thing you want is for them to be on your doorstep! This mat is perfect if you don’t like delicious cookies sold by adventurous children, really good looking delivery drivers, kids who want to mow your lawn so you don’t have to get off of your butt, and your neighbors.