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Ventriloquist Dummies Are The Scariest Thing Ever

Here's the deeply unsettling proof.

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But the truth is, dummies like that are an outlier. Most ventriloquist dummies are sinister, distorted simulacrums of humanity like this awful little dummy right here.


And no, the female dummies were no less disturbing.

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That little girl on the left is right to look at this horrible mockery of humanity with total disdain.

Go ahead and try to make it through even one minute of this without wanting to scream, or die.

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"When children grumble and complain, it makes the whole family upset," says the world's worst fascist dummy child.

There's just something very troubling when you see humans posing with these dummies like they're actually people.

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That little wooden bastard may be your meal ticket, buddy, but he's not your friend.


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