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Ventriloquist Dummies Are The Scariest Thing Ever

Here's the deeply unsettling proof.

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Go ahead and try to make it through even one minute of this without wanting to scream, or die.

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"When children grumble and complain, it makes the whole family upset," says the world's worst fascist dummy child.

There's just something very troubling when you see humans posing with these dummies like they're actually people.

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That little wooden bastard may be your meal ticket, buddy, but he's not your friend.