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19 Things Only Mutants Will Understand

You gotta make way for the homo superior.

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1. You can't go more than a month without being attacked by Sentinels in a mall.

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You've probably switched to buying everything on the internet by now.

2. The minute people find out you're a mutant, they always ask if you attended the Xavier School.

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I actually went to Penn State, OK? I'm an accountant.

3. Then they ask if you if you've met the X-Men.

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Which is kinda like asking every white guy if they know Tom Cruise.

4. But even if you've never met him, you still kinda want to punch that Cyclops guy.

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Lighten up, dude.

5. People are always trying to touch your fur.

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Grrrrrrrrrr.

6. Your friends keep asking you to open boxes and bags for them just because you have claws.

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Get your own claws, bub!

7. And if you can teleport, everyone is constantly asking you to take them places, or help them run errands.

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I am not your car service, mein freund.

8. If you control the weather....well, the requests never stop coming in.

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I don't care about your kid's little league game, sorry not sorry.

9. You always know one guy who's constantly abusing his telepathic powers.

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Can't you just text like a normal person?

10. People always think you're reading their thoughts. For the record, I'm not.

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11. Except for that thought, you weirdo.

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Siiiiiiiiiiiiick.

12. If you say anything remotely threatening, people jump to the conclusion that you're an evil mutant.

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There's a big difference between being an evil mutant, and being a basic mutant.

13. Humans never get your colorful sense of style.

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There's no such thing as overkill when you're a mutant.

14. And no one ever understands why you need so many pouches.

They're for secrets, OK?
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They're for secrets, OK?

15. Everybody just assumes you've visited a dystopian future.

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I'd rather not, buddy.

16. You can't help but get pissed off when you use your mutant powers for good, and people won't give you any credit for it.

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It really makes you question why you go out of your way to protect a world that hates and fears you.

17. You have to get used to answering reallllllly dumb questions.

Siiiiiiigh.
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Siiiiiiigh.

18. But at the end of the day, you know your mutant gifts make all the hassles of being a mutant worthwhile.

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19. And you've got nothing at all to be ashamed of.

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