Buzz·Posted on Jan 12, 2019The Way You Trash This Hotel Room Will Reveal Your Personality TypeThis is not a real scenario, so feel free to cut loose!by Matthew PerpetuaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Welcome to the Buzzington Arms Hotel! This is your suite. You are to WRECK this place. Mattschia_ / Getty Images What will you wreck first? I'm gonna mess up the sheets on the bed, maybe toss a pillow on the floor. Correct Incorrect I'm gonna mess up the sheets on the bed, maybe toss a pillow on the floor. I'm smashing that big window with that chair! Correct Incorrect I'm smashing that big window with that chair! The TV is getting thrown out the window, OBVIOUSLY. Correct Incorrect The TV is getting thrown out the window, OBVIOUSLY. Me and my rowdy friends are gonna get food and booze and just get real sloppy – spilling the booze all over, smearing pizza into the floor, you get the idea. Correct Incorrect Me and my rowdy friends are gonna get food and booze and just get real sloppy – spilling the booze all over, smearing pizza into the floor, you get the idea. I'll light the bathroom towels on fire. I love fire. Correct Incorrect I'll light the bathroom towels on fire. I love fire. Now what? I'm going to spray paint – yes, I brought spray paint – "WELCOME 2 THE NIGHTMARE HOLE, PIG FUCKERS" on the wall. Correct Incorrect I'm going to spray paint – yes, I brought spray paint – "WELCOME 2 THE NIGHTMARE HOLE, PIG FUCKERS" on the wall. Gonna smear the walls with every smearable substance I can find and/or produce. Correct Incorrect Gonna smear the walls with every smearable substance I can find and/or produce. I'm gonna rip the toilet out of the bathroom and throw it out that big window. Correct Incorrect I'm gonna rip the toilet out of the bathroom and throw it out that big window. Clearly it's time to light those curtains on fire! FIRE FIRE FIRE Correct Incorrect Clearly it's time to light those curtains on fire! FIRE FIRE FIRE I'll just put the chair in a weird corner, so it disrupts the feng shui of the room. Correct Incorrect I'll just put the chair in a weird corner, so it disrupts the feng shui of the room. What's next? I'm eating and drinking everything in the mini-fridge, and then will light the mini-fridge on fire and hurl it out the window. Correct Incorrect I'm eating and drinking everything in the mini-fridge, and then will light the mini-fridge on fire and hurl it out the window. Me and my rowdy friends are gonna have a sex orgy that will involve all sorts of messy, gross stuff we can't discuss in detail here. Trust me, it's siiiiiiick. Correct Incorrect Me and my rowdy friends are gonna have a sex orgy that will involve all sorts of messy, gross stuff we can't discuss in detail here. Trust me, it's siiiiiiick. Gonna spray paint "DOG SATAN 666" and a crude drawing of Garfield the cat doing a rude gesture on the wall. Correct Incorrect Gonna spray paint "DOG SATAN 666" and a crude drawing of Garfield the cat doing a rude gesture on the wall. I'll manually change the time on the clocks to be two hours ahead. Hahaha! That'll really mess people up. Correct Incorrect I'll manually change the time on the clocks to be two hours ahead. Hahaha! That'll really mess people up. I'm pooping in the bed. Correct Incorrect I'm pooping in the bed. Keep going. There's no turning back now. I'm going to go around the suite unplugging everything that's plugged in. Haha! Correct Incorrect I'm going to go around the suite unplugging everything that's plugged in. Haha! Me and my rowdy friends brought sledgehammers and will now smash up all the walls and windows. Correct Incorrect Me and my rowdy friends brought sledgehammers and will now smash up all the walls and windows. This might be tricky but I'm spray painting "GOD IS YOUR FUCK NOW, BITCHES" on the ceiling in huge letters. Maybe toss in a drawing of a penis? Correct Incorrect This might be tricky but I'm spray painting "GOD IS YOUR FUCK NOW, BITCHES" on the ceiling in huge letters. Maybe toss in a drawing of a penis? I'm tearing up the carpet on the floor and throwing it all out the window. Correct Incorrect I'm tearing up the carpet on the floor and throwing it all out the window. MORE FIRE MORE FLAMES Correct Incorrect MORE FIRE MORE FLAMES And how will you finish this off? It's time to finally just throw the bed out the window. Correct Incorrect It's time to finally just throw the bed out the window. Me and my rowdy friends will take turns defecating, urinating, and vomiting all over the floor. Correct Incorrect Me and my rowdy friends will take turns defecating, urinating, and vomiting all over the floor. Hmmm. I'll put the Gideon Bible in the bathroom waste basket! Correct Incorrect Hmmm. I'll put the Gideon Bible in the bathroom waste basket! Gonna spray paint "TRUMP DID 9/11" on every remaining surface. Correct Incorrect Gonna spray paint "TRUMP DID 9/11" on every remaining surface. I'm smashing my way through the wall to the next room over and throwing a grenade in there. KA-BOOM! Correct Incorrect I'm smashing my way through the wall to the next room over and throwing a grenade in there. KA-BOOM!