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Every Question In This Quiz Is From Alanis Morissette's 1998 Hit "Thank U"

If you answer all of them honestly, we'll tell a deep truth about you.

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  1. How about getting off of those antibiotics?
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    Sorry, my doctor says I have to take the entire course and I have 5 five pills left.
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    It's time to stop, I'm quitting today!
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    ...I am not on antibiotics right now?
  2. How about stopping eating when I'm full up?
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    Ugh, I've been so rude! I will stop now.
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    Wait, only when you're full up? I need to eat too, pal.
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    OK, but you're going to need to give me a signal when you're full.
  3. How about them transparent dangling carrots?
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    Wait, what?
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    Where? I can't see them.
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    I just wish I could see them, carrots are so beautiful to me.
  4. How about that ever-elusive kudo?
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    I just gave you a kudo yesterday.
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    Could have what? I'm confused.
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    I don't know about you, but my kudos have not been elusive at all.
  5. How about me not blaming you for everything?
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    Well, that'd be nice for a change.
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    Wait, what have you been blaming me for?
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    No, don't stop, I deserve it!
  6. How about me enjoying the moment for once?
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    I'm not stopping you, buddy.
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    Sounds like a good idea, I would like for you to be happier.
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    That sounds like a good idea, I should do that too.
  7. How about how good it feels to finally forgive you?
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    Uhhh, I'm glad it feels good.
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    It is a relief to know that you have forgiven me.
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    Must be nice, as I can never forgive myself.
  8. How about grieving it all one at a time?
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    That sounds like a sensible plan.
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    OK, but in what order?
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    Eh, I'm more of a "grieve it all at once" person.
  9. How about no longer being masochistic?
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    Good idea.
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    But I thought that was how you got your jollies?
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    This leaves me in a tricky position, given that I am a sadist.
  10. How about remembering your divinity?
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    Sure?
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    I am...divine? I have no recollection of that.
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    I never forget it, baby!
  11. How about unabashedly bawling your eyes out?
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    Sounds better than gouging my eyes out!
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    I am only comfortable abashedly bawling my eyes out.
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    I am crying right now as I take this quiz.
  12. How about not equating death with stopping?
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    Wow, that's very deep.
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    Are you saying there's something after death? That's wild.
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    Nah, I believe that death is the ULTIMATE STOP.

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