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If You've Had Most Of These Annoying Subway Experiences, You're A True New Yorker

This checklist is for everyone just having the time of their lives on the rapidly declining NYC subway system!

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  1. Click on each annoying experience you've had on the New York City subway system.
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    Getting a "please swipe again" signal and swiping over and over while everyone around you thinks you're an idiot who's never been on the subway before.
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    Discovering you have "insufficient fare" on your Metrocard on a day when you're in a hurry and running late.
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    Arriving on the platform just in time to have the doors slam in your face before the train pulls out of the station.
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    Having your train pull in to the platform just as your connecting train leaves on the other side.
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    Having your train suddenly turn local or express without any warning.
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    Getting stuck on an immobile train and not getting any kind of announcement of what's going on.
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    Waiting around for a train at night and feeling bitter disappointment when a “not in service” train or some kind of maintenance vehicle comes down the tracks instead of the train you need.
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    Getting stuck on the one car without air conditioning on the hottest day imaginable.
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    Getting stuck underground in the hottest, most humid station and sweating through your clothes before having to go to work or some other place where you need to look presentable.
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    Having your local subway station get shut down on nights or weekends.
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    Having your local subway station get shut down for weeks or months on end and just having to deal with it.
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    Attempting to decipher totally unintelligible announcements over the intercom.
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    Having to switch to a shuttle bus, especially late at night.
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    Waiting forever on a platform and having your train zoom through the station without stopping without any explanation.
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    Discovering that something has changed with your train and being forced to walk to a totally different line several blocks away.
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    Waiting forever on a platform and when the train arrives it's too packed for anyone to actually get on.
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    Getting stuck on the smelly car.
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    Getting stuck in some sticky puddle on a subway that isn't getting cleaned any time soon.
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    Having your train get suddenly rerouted to a totally different subway line that goes nowhere near your destination.
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    Having your train being held "momentarily" because of traffic ahead for, like, a half hour.
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    Realizing a trip that normally takes 20 minutes on a weekday is going to take over an hour and involve multiple connections on the weekend.

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