Plan A Night In And We'll Guess Your Age With Frightening Accuracy

Do you feel bad about not having plans tonight?

Yeah, I feel disappointed to be staying in.

Yeah, I feel disappointed to be staying in.

Kinda? I feel like I should be doing something but I don't really want to be out tonight.

Kinda? I feel like I should be doing something but I don't really want to be out tonight.

No, I have had a WEEK and I need to decompress!

No, I have had a WEEK and I need to decompress!

I don't really know. Let's not think too much about it, OK?

I don't really know. Let's not think too much about it, OK?

This is 100% exactly what I want to do! I love staying in!

This is 100% exactly what I want to do! I love staying in!
What do you want to eat?

I'm ordering a FEAST that will be delivered to me!

I'm ordering a FEAST that will be delivered to me!

I'm making myself a nice little dinner.

I'm making myself a nice little dinner.

I'm just gonna heat up leftovers or something in the freezer, etc.

I'm just gonna heat up leftovers or something in the freezer, etc.

I'm gonna eat as much junk food as I can!

I'm gonna eat as much junk food as I can!

Whatever I am eating, it will be depressing in some way. Sad food.

Whatever I am eating, it will be depressing in some way. Sad food.
How will you be...self-medicating?

Wine

Beer

Liquor

Weed

Tide

Miscellaneous drugs

Some combination of the above

Some combination of the above

None of the above
What will you do to pass the time?

Watch TV

Watch a movie

Play video games

Read

I've got some work to do, actually!

I've got some work to do, actually!

Clean my place

Masturbate

Contemplate mistakes and regrets

Contemplate mistakes and regrets

Some combination of the above

Some combination of the above

None of the above
When will you go to sleep?

I'll be asleep by 9:00 p.m.

I'll be asleep by 9:00 p.m.

Probably by 10:30 p.m.

Around midnight

Well after midnight

Hahaha, you assume I can get any sleep at all!

Hahaha, you assume I can get any sleep at all!

Plan A Night In And We'll Guess Your Age With Frightening Accuracy

For the purposes of this quiz, let's say it's a Friday night. For one reason or another, you have no plans or obligations. We're starting at around 7 p.m. Got it? Let's do this.

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