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How tall should he be?

2'3"

6'9"

7'6"

8'2"

9'5"

10'3"

13'2"
What color are his eyes?

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Choose the typical way he'd respond if you sent a cute photo of yourself to his phone.

lol

hey bb wyd u dtf

what would you do if I was there right now

what would you do if I was there right now

haha and then what?

what's THAT?

got noodz?
What word would he inexplicably use way too often to describe your private parts?

Zesty

Goofy

Impossible

Mysterious

Invincible

Impactful

Stubborn
Which of these things could you, like, DEAL with having in his home?

A wall decorated with images of him crudely photoshopped into his favorite pornos.

A wall decorated with images of him crudely photoshopped into his favorite pornos.

An "enemies list" scrawled in permanent marker on one wall, and two names have been crossed off.

An "enemies list" scrawled in permanent marker on one wall, and two names have been crossed off.

A life-size gummy replica of his most recent ex.

A life-size gummy replica of his most recent ex.

Pillow worms.

A Ryan Seacrest shrine taking up roughly 60% of his home.

A Ryan Seacrest shrine taking up roughly 60% of his home.

A large photorealistic oil painting of his parents having sex, and he points to it often, saying, "Look at my parents making love, it's so beautiful."

A large photorealistic oil painting of his parents having sex, and he points to it often, saying, "Look at my parents making love, it's so beautiful."
Which cartoon character does he have tattooed on his butt?

Image: Via Illumination Minion

Via Illumination

Minion

Via Illumination

Image: Via Dreamworks Shrek

Via Dreamworks

Shrek

Via Dreamworks

Image: Via Paramount Barry B. Benson

Via Paramount

Barry B. Benson

Via Paramount

Image: Via Microsoft Clippy

Via Microsoft

Clippy

Via Microsoft

Image: Via Warner Bros. Taz

Via Warner Bros.

Taz

Via Warner Bros.

Image: Via Nickelodeon Dora the Explorer

Via Nickelodeon

Dora the Explorer

Via Nickelodeon
What makes him cry?

Being criticized in any way.

Being criticized in any way.

Any kind of sexual contact.

Any kind of sexual contact.

Thinking about his ex, and he's kinda always thinking about his ex.

Thinking about his ex, and he's kinda always thinking about his ex.

Pretty much anything at any time.

Pretty much anything at any time.

Spaghetti, for some reason.

Spaghetti, for some reason.

Nothing. He never has and never will cry, because he believes crying is for the weak.

Nothing. He never has and never will cry, because he believes crying is for the weak.
Finally, what's this special guy's name?

Gorth

Harge

Golfman

Ribby

Valtrex

Barff

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