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Create A Horrible Boyfriend And We'll Reward You With A Hot Celeb Boyfriend

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  1. How tall should he be?
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    2'3"
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    6'9"
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    7'6"
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    8'2"
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    9'5"
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    10'3"
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    13'2"
  2. What color are his eyes?
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  3. Choose the typical way he'd respond if you sent a cute photo of yourself to his phone.
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    lol
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    hey bb wyd u dtf
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    what would you do if I was there right now
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    haha and then what?
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    what's THAT?
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    got noodz?
  4. What word would he inexplicably use way too often to describe your private parts?
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    Zesty
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    Goofy
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    Impossible
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    Mysterious
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    Invincible
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    Impactful
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    Stubborn
  5. Which of these things could you, like, <i>DEAL</i> with having in his home?
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    A wall decorated with images of him crudely photoshopped into his favorite pornos.
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    An "enemies list" scrawled in permanent marker on one wall, and two names have been crossed off.
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    A life-size gummy replica of his most recent ex.
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    Pillow worms.
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    A Ryan Seacrest shrine taking up roughly 60% of his home.
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    A large photorealistic oil painting of his parents having sex, and he points to it often, saying, "Look at my parents making love, it's so beautiful."
  6. Which cartoon character does he have tattooed on his butt?
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    Via Illumination
    Minion
    Via Illumination
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    Via Dreamworks
    Shrek
    Via Dreamworks
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    Via Paramount
    Barry B. Benson
    Via Paramount
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    Via Microsoft
    Clippy
    Via Microsoft
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    Via Warner Bros.
    Taz
    Via Warner Bros.
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    Via Nickelodeon
    Dora the Explorer
    Via Nickelodeon
  7. What makes him cry?
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    Being criticized in any way.
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    Any kind of sexual contact.
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    Thinking about his ex, and he's kinda always thinking about his ex.
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    Pretty much anything at any time.
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    Spaghetti, for some reason.
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    Nothing. He never has and never will cry, because he believes crying is for the weak.
  8. Finally, what's this special guy's name?
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    Gorth
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    Harge
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    Golfman
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    Ribby
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    Valtrex
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    Barff
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    Podcast
 
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