How Would You Die In Star Wars?
If you're getting caught up with the creeps and crooks of Mos Eisley, you probably did something to deserve this fate. Sorry.
Well, look –– this probably hurts a lot, but at least you don't have to listen to that creepy old guy cackle much longer.
Lightsabers may be the single coolest thing in the Star Wars universe. Maybe less so when you get killed by one, but it seems like a quick and easy death in most cases.
You might make fun of Ewoks for basically being teddy bears, but they fight like the Viet Cong and will TOTALLY ROAST YOU ALIVE AND EAT YOU.
One moment you're sitting there, doing whatever it is you'd normally be doing, and the next, you and your planet are completely destroyed in an instant by an enormous battle station. Quick and painless, at least!
This is the best way to go, no doubt about it – you go out in a blaze of glory, and then you get to live forever as a spectral being wearing a cool ghost robe.
Remember how they froze Han Solo in carbonite to see if they could successfully freeze Luke, and it worked out so he was "alive, and in perfect hibernation"? Well, when they tried it on you, it didn't go so well. Sorry!
Why did you go and piss off Darth Vader? Everyone knows that guy will take any opportunity to choke people to death with his telekinesis. It's his favorite thing!
You will be cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.